We have decided to buy John a dictionary for Christmas. '90 miles', he said. 'The hills are all in the first part then it is flat.' He did later admit that flat was possibly a bit misleading, but we are definitely going to be in touch with the Advertising Standards Authority over this one.
The first 55 were miles were exactly what we expected. I remembered much of it from the long lost days of my youth. It was good to go to places that had been important in my life - they brought back memories. From Caddington, though Markyate and the back of Whipsnade zoo down to Eaton Bray - the scene of my one triumph as a flautist 40 years ago (before the disaster that followed in the second performance at Great Offley). It was good to stop in Berkhamsted for toasted teacakes (even if they were 3 flights of stairs up) and go past the end of Coombe Gardens where Ruth lived. And I was well prepared for what I knew was in store going to the top of Ivinghoe Beacon, the climb out of Aldbury and the slog up Bison Hill past the wallaby enclosure. The short sharp climb up Darrs Land in Northchurch was just as steep as I remembered it.
After finding the sandwich bar closed in Redbourn, we settled for soup and bread and watching the cricket on the green. Alex couldn't resist the steak sandwich ..
The first 55 were miles were exactly what we expected. I remembered much of it from the long lost days of my youth. It was good to go to places that had been important in my life - they brought back memories. From Caddington, though Markyate and the back of Whipsnade zoo down to Eaton Bray - the scene of my one triumph as a flautist 40 years ago (before the disaster that followed in the second performance at Great Offley). It was good to stop in Berkhamsted for toasted teacakes (even if they were 3 flights of stairs up) and go past the end of Coombe Gardens where Ruth lived. And I was well prepared for what I knew was in store going to the top of Ivinghoe Beacon, the climb out of Aldbury and the slog up Bison Hill past the wallaby enclosure. The short sharp climb up Darrs Land in Northchurch was just as steep as I remembered it.
After finding the sandwich bar closed in Redbourn, we settled for soup and bread and watching the cricket on the green. Alex couldn't resist the steak sandwich ..
So we set off on the FLAT section. I suppose that were a couple of stretches you might call 'flat' bits, but most if it had some gradient attached to it. Some had a lot of gradient! The only saving grace was that the gradient didn't usually last more than about half a mile. Then the last quotation of the day 'one and a half more hills' also turned out to be a slight exaggeration. It was just after Slip End where a machete attack had take place in a pub a week earlier - so we didn't want to hang about. And John calmly announced that there was another steep uphill coming. Yes it was preceeded by a steep downhill and Yes, if you got you speed up to around 60mph on the downhill you didn't have to pedal on the uphill. But for those of us whose maximum has never exceed 42mph, there was still more pedalling at the death.
I think John would make an excellent tour leader for Classic Tours. Just enough truth to encourage you. Not enough to frighten you. 91 miles completed (93 if you believe some mileage devices) which for a hilly ride is very satisfying.
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I think John would make an excellent tour leader for Classic Tours. Just enough truth to encourage you. Not enough to frighten you. 91 miles completed (93 if you believe some mileage devices) which for a hilly ride is very satisfying.
Don't forget to sponsor me!.